I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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