if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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