I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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