I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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