You're so nebulous sometimes
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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