Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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