Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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