butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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