Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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