You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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