the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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