We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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