This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
