Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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