Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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