im so drunk with asians
where?
always
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My vagina just clenched in fear
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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