Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize