I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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