I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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