Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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