Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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