During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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