32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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