i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
you had me at cake vodka
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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