Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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