The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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