He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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