he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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