If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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