I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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