that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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