Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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