She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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