Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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