It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
