thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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