After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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