They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
