Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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