is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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