Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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