I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
and she was petting her beer can
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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