I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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