Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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