you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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