Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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