Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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