You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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