I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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