guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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