Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
