He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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